The boy is saying to the girl..."I wish the fucking BBC would report news instead of waiting for a picture to use as a meme. Then we can sneak off to the bogs for a quickie..."
thegolfjunkie
"We pay a licence fee for this shite?"
A baby sloth is making its way into your cleavage - thought you should know.
By the look on her face either he has raging halitosis or he’s just let rip.
"Areet hen, ah love youz". Standard ste banter for eternity.
".. Eim Shteeve... eim fram Liverpuel.."
"I keep you toenail clippings in a little basket beside my bed"
The country called, it wants the license fee back if this is the shit that you're now calling news.
‘Did you ever here the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?’
"if I was a giant Eagle would you ride me into battle"
"I have a thong that would go great with that dress it's in the back of my van want to see"...
I've got a magic watch...
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Rat fansssssss
BBCWorld nice hedgehog
"And that's when I said: No deal is better than a bad deal. Right?"
Put the ferret back in ya knickers, wee lass.
I would ask what if feels like to report real news.... ...but clearly is not the right place to ask.
'Did you know that you've just come out of the Ladies Toilet with the back of your dress tucked into your knickers?'
Darn, he's going to bite my neck again
Poo in my pockets
He was asking her is she does anal. 👍 I take it by the look on her face that she doesn't. Move on to the next one lad. 👍
Memes are banned in Europe. Delete this post.
My dick is as big as Boris Johnson.
Who cares! You can see he just wants to get laid before he passes out!