“And DEFINITELY no more references to Winnie-The-Poo..”
What’s next? Are they going erase themselves from existence?
Truth in parady
New hamburger chain opens in Beijing, Better Dead Than Red. Loosely translates to work shall set you free,
1989
The sad thing is this is a fake story, but here in the US we are doing it at an alarming rate.
Ok now onion is banned in China.
They've spent 30 yrs trying to convince their own people Tiananmen Square was fake news. At this point, nothing they might do surprises me
does not compute
Hopefully they took the Genghis Khan hoax with it.
Thanks 👏
What’s a chinese government? I tried googling it and nothing came up.
Typical ignorance. You mistook the Zen proclamation of the day.
Except for your tweet. Be safe,
“Outside noisy, inside empty.” Chinese Proverb
That last sentence is too facepalmingly on-point
Wouldn’t be the first time China erased its history 🤷♂️
The new World Map confirms Chinese Censorship
Who the hell is China
As always happens, China has surpassed the West again. We just ‘disappear’ people, while they have reached a new high with the means to ‘disappear’ whole countries. Kudos!
It's time for your government to take responsibility for your well-being.
And they deleted Winnie the Poo, those 鸡肉采摘器
Next you'll tell me horses are real too smh
Like Dillinger, perhaps.
One of your stronger efforts, Onion.
'I don't know her'- Xi Jinping
What government?
Like... with a cloth?
i know the onion isn’t afraid of making fake news, but making up another country is just a little redundant, i expect better. smh
What’s a China?
That should have done it!
Truth in parody 😄
反讽我看懂了
They may be surprised to learn that not that many people looked them up. Much cooler stuff out there. Like science.
What the FUCK IS A CHINA?!
What country?
Is that like a Japanese guy or something?
Then what was never China, Trump can build shitty hotels and casino's.
Sadly semi realistic
all I found were references for bone china
Well, whatever they did, it worked. Guess we'll always have the Wayback Machine, which doesn't seem to have been realiably purged of relevant content.
'China'? Is that where chino pants are made?
Googling “China” seems to prove wrong. oops! ✨
Good for Tibet?
While Japan's PM refuses to take off the Mario outfit...
If it was never there, did it actually not remove what wasn't there or did it put it there to take it away to say it wasn't there? -Confuscious
Wow even China Girl is missing from my Bowie CD. They're good.
I’ve never heard of this “China” thing
СУНЬ ХУЙ В ЧАЙ ВЫСУНЬ САМ ПЕЙ
A bit like another mythical place palastine.
I have a hole that proves China is still there.
You guys are foolin . I looked and it’s still there.
Is that one of the bad guys from 24? jackbauerwhereareyou
I knew they were real!
I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
China was at war with America, but then again, China was always at war with America.
The great firewall of China
Rough Translation: Xitler: Honey, I have an allergic (sensitive) reaction again.. Xitler's wife: Which day are you not sensitive (allergic)?! (allergy/sensitivity can be used semi-interchangeably in Chinese)
What's 'Chinese'? I think I've had a food like that once... Also who's that man in the picture? And why is there a huge empty space in the middle of Asia on all my maps?
Well, if China doesn't exist, how come we're in a 'tariff war' with them? What are we importing, invisible electronics?
This almost doesn't look like an Onion article
stop making up countries!
I think they would if they could. I find the Chinese are actually more honest about their history than the West is - but only in certain circles. Like they generally believe most people can't be trusted with history. In the West, we want history for everyone, but we lie a lot.
BrownieScott Who?
Whom?
What's 'China'?
Where is China?
And that country is Taiwan...
What country? I thought Jaiyna was the one were trade-warring with.
What tf does “Chinese” mean?
Oh no! Now Trump can re-write history again.