Never wittingly outdone in fashion’s game of top trumps, Rihanna saw Zendaya’s “I Told Ya” tee, Sydney Sweeney’s “Sorry For Having Great Tits” sweater, and Hailey Bieber’s “Nepo Baby” crop top, and raised the bar with a slogan tee that showed, as always, she has us in the palm of her hand. “I’m Retired.
” Rihanna’s tee, which delivers all the sass of Linda Evangelista’s quote about refusing to “get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day” in the ’90s, suggests that, despite never stopping recording, she has more pressing priorities than finessing a follow-up to her material for the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack, which The Navy must remind itself was only back in 2022. Give her a break! Of course, Rih is in on the joke.