, Natalie Portman—playing John F. Kennedy’s wife Jaqueline Kennedy, following her husband’s death—bleakly mutters, “There won’t be another Camelot, not another Camelot.” She’s referring to the mythic perception of JFK’s presidency, one thatas the ideal marriage of a country and its leader. The line is an abridged version of a real quote from Kennedy, but unfortunately for her, she was wrong.
If you’re unfamiliar with Schlossberg, there’s no need to feel left behind. The only grandson of John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis has only just blown up on the internet, thanks to X users picking up one of Schlossberg’s recent Instagram stories.
For what it’s worth: I called dibs. Let it be known that I’ve been tracking Schlossberg’s online movements for a while. Not because I was particularly involved with who his family is or what he does, but because he has prominent features and an even bigger, goofy personality, which is exactly the type of man I am wont to thirst-follow the moment a drop of natural orange wine even touches my lips.
To see a member of America’s foremost political dynasty being an adorable lummox in champion of progressive politics is one thing, but seeing him do it to wage an inter-family war is even better. It’s not like that massive conglomerate of people who share a bloodline aren’t gossiping about each other all the time already. They’re a family, of course they probably talk about each other behind their backs.