An NBA Fan Is Using Astrology to Predict Teams’ Chemistry and Compatibility

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When the Los Angeles Clippers had a rough start after signing James Harden in the fall, The Zodiac GM still saw a bright future. He’s since been proven right.Last week saw the NBA’s trade deadline and a frantic reshuffling just two months out from the playoffs.

My first question was obvious: Between all my league favorites, Harden, Devin Booker , Ben Simmons , and Jaylen Brown , who am I the most compatible with? Of course, I was asking about romantic compatibility, but when The Zodiac GM took my question as one of basketball compatibility, I didn’t correct him—I actually love the idea that maybeof the above—but I am “by far most compatible with” Simmons, a Cancer, because as a Taurus, I would “stabilize the volatility of his emotions.

Harden and Morey’s central conflict reportedly centered around Morey’s 2022 verbal promise that he’d offer Harden a super-max contract in 2023…which he did not. Going into All-Star weekend, The Zodiac GM thinks the Clippers and Denver Nuggets might be the teams to watch in the playoffs. They have “the compatibility,” they have “the talent”—but their fates depend on staying healthy, which, sadly, astrology can’t quite predict.

 

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