taking away lucrative, um, white noise revenue. And well, he had ChatGPT create an entire white noise podcast series. It is called “Sonic Spectrum: Colors of Serenity” and it is just the funniest shit.
Please enjoy the sounds of “Indigo Insights: The Deep Dive with Purple Noise” and “Solar Symphony: Yellow Noise and Radiance.” Bask in AI-generated blurbs that read like this: Crimson Currents: The Power of Red Noise: Dive deep into the lush waves of red noise, known to inspire feelings of passion, vitality, and grounding. Allow this frequency to energize and align your root energies, reconnecting you with Earth’s primal vibrations.
Please send it to your most... crystalline friends. If anyone can get Aaron Rodgers to buy into this I’ll send you a