Silicon Valley Investors Tout Man Who Shows Up To Steal One Of Your Bones As New Tech Innovation

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SAN FRANCISCO—Saying the breakthrough had tremendous disruptive potential, a group of Silicon Valley investors on Tuesday touted a man who shows up to steal one of your bones as a bold new tech innovation. “We’re backing this tech because we believe it will completely change the way people think about their bones,…

SAN FRANCISCO—Saying the breakthrough had tremendous disruptive potential, a group of Silicon Valley investors on Tuesday touted a man who shows up to steal one of your bones as a bold new tech innovation.

“This mysterious man, who enters your home while you’re asleep and gets right to work, makes the process of having one of your bones taken by a stranger simpler than ever. You don’t even have to download an app! He just shows up one night and rips out your tibia, pelvis, clavicle, or whichever bone he wants and then tosses it into a big sack before moving along to the next home on his route.

 

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