he internet. The sweet provider of free Tetris and Vine compilations. The home of birds on skateboards and prank videos with slumber party energy. The internet may have stolen hours of my life and smoothed out the folds of my brain so it is now the consistency of one of those weird liquid-glitter pouch tubes everyone had in the 90s – but what the internet hath taken away, she hath given back in funny videos.
With the pride of a bird who has found a shiny thing, I show these funny things on the internet to those I love, those I am trying to flirt with, and to strangers who receive them after my thumb slips. Enjoy!This video has such a fearful, wholesome energy. The drama, the panic, the low, low stakes – it’s perfection. For the past five years whenever there has been a little surprise bug in the house, my mind is filled with: “Get him Terry! Get him!”This is the monologue that will get me into NIDA.