On Monday night, a thief broke into the administrative office at the Tukwila Community Center and stole an iPad, laptop, and charging cable,Police nicknamed the suspect the “Phantom Pooper” after they left behind some DNA evidence in the sink. The suspect also left behind digital evidence when they merged the stolen laptop’s Apple account to their personal account.
“Needless to say, we do not see a lengthy or prosperous criminal career in the field of hacking for the suspect,” the police report says. “Said suspect is encouraged to then come down to our station to return the stolen items and discuss his options to save everyone some time.”
We had one of those phantom sh*tters on my ship (USS Midway) a long time ago. Not fun to be half asleep and find that in the shower stall...
Shit for brains.
Hopefully, his crime streak will hit the skids soon
FredetteMaggie 😂😂😂
Time for a genealogy DNA test.
Guess the thief who left that stinky calling card doesn't know police can get DNA from that 💩.
Omg this happened like 13 years ago at the Everett Lowe's. Someone stole a bunch of propane tanks then took a poo. The legend of the phantom pooper lives on...
His crime streak isn't very impressive.
Oh shit!
USeattlite 👀
Are you sure he’s just not from Tacoma.?
Crappy situation
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