MENLO PARK, CA—Warning that the criminals who breached the system had already done significant,
irreversible damage, a damning new cybersecurity report released Friday found that Russian hackers had gained access to millions of Metaverse legs. “As of today, foreign agents employed by the Russian government have uncovered a security flaw in the backend of the Metaverse serversvatars,” said the report’s author, Dr. David Kline, adding that bad actors now had the ability to force users to perform countless actions, including sit, stand, jump, dance, run, or even do the splits.
vatars they could manipulate to pirouette, heel kick, or do the moonwalk. Needless to say, this does not bode well for the 2024 election.” At press time,and made his head spin wildly around in circles for the duration of a Metaverse keynote.
Am I the only person who had to read this to find out what a Metaverse is?
“Millions” suuure
😂😂😂 they got me good
😂
If my avatar gets even a little bit of exercise, I will fucking FREAK