Looking forward to seeing him in Guantanamo after the UK and Sweden have their turn.
And turn down that damned tv!
So, the cat can have internet, but not Julian, or does the cat choose the YouTube videos and Julian cues them up for him?
jinxdacat1 I'm sure you have a reliable source for this earth shattering scoop also. smfh
Also, Julian Assange is my daughter.
sasyecat 😂
RiseOfFoles FolesFootlong 👀
of course he's a slob
upulie If you act like a spoiled brat, you suddenly acquire someone in loco parentis. At least in Ecuador.
Are they going to give him his xbox back, too? Let Pammy visit in his room?
SukiFrench realDonaldTrump the walls come tumbling down!
upulie This is an Onion headline, right?
My house, my rules
Let's not forget, curfew for social media...
Knew he was a shit, but not taking care of his cat is really low.
Finally. That bastard talks shit and we as ecuadorians have to pay for his expenses.
This made my day. It is also what would happen if Trump was exiled too. Trump would be a monster pig. 'Pick up those McDonald's wrappers! Take a shower more than once a week! Diapers go in biohazard container! Do the above or no Fox news!'
The 400 lb. hacker living in his Mom's basement would be more responsible. C'mon!
The struggle is real. 👀
gregpmiller I thought I hated him before, but it gets worse. He doesn’t take care of his cat?!?
gregpmiller Poor cat
Also, he better get his grades up if he wants to use the car for prom.
“And I’m sick of having to pick your dirty socks up off the floor. Use the hamper!!!!”
JotDownSpain Joder, esto es maravilloso: 'Vamos a ver Julian, recoge tu cuarto, limpia el baño y cambia la arena al gato de una vez, que aquí huele a caldofran' Parece enjutomojamuto
Nobody understands him...
I love Julian Assange is the Kato Kaelin/Todd Chavez of Interglobal Politics.
bobfischer2018 What is he? 13?
Exactly what I tell my daughter ( except cat part)
Did onlxn write this? 🤣
That poor cat doe
And he responded with, “I am not a baby.”
Just throw him out.
Bringing up baby
That having Assange stuck in your embassy is like being stuck with a teenager who thinks they're the most important person in the room & needs to clean up behind them is no surprise.
Stop exposing global criminals, Julian. And clean the damn litter box!
Wonder what his mini-bar bill is by now...
Very unusal relations!
LOL
20committee felt_ selectedwisdom lauferlaw ⬆️
and get the carpets steam cleaned professionally and provide receipt
You can't make me!
Hahaha, brilliant
Can he get his PS4 back if cleans the bathroom?
About time he was booted out, or does he want to spend the rest of his life there?
Son? Is that you?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Julian,
🤣🤣
CChristineFair I want to send my teenagers to Ecuador.
Well, meeeeeeeooooowwwwwww.
he must be like that really annoying relative you can’t get rid of..., i’m sure he’d get a room at the Russian Embassy if he could dash across ...
He’s like a dopey kid
My biggest concern is the cat. How is he not taking care of the poor cat? It’s not like he leaves and goes anywhere! What a loser. Free kitty and put Assange in prison!
I can't say I'm surprised about the pet care.
Oh mom... I don't want to...
He smells like toe cheese and cat urine for sure.
Kate_Chase
mattprescott Sounds reasonable!
All he ever had to do is to walk out the door.
When did Lobster Daddy start working for Ecuador?
Julian reminiscent of the days when he was hacking while living with his mum. Yes, life goes on in cycles 'eh?
Clean up your act, stinky.
that poor cat. What a miserable person.. can't even care adequately for a cat !!! WTF. Disgsting....
straight into my veins
ok mom!
Do your chores, Julian!
I’m sure he does that anyway-Ur just pissed because he was smart enough to find Democrat corruption-Sucks to be U!
... not the Onion.
I have the same rules for my teenaged son.
But MOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!
Poor cat.
poor cat.
Towel boy
Is he 14?
Is he what...12? Little Julian do your chores if you want the wifi password
Notice how NOWHERE does it say he needs to take better care of the bathroom and cat. The corporate news inc. should 'better' screen and frame their mass media. No more smearing JulianAssange
DAWJoyce the complex diplomatic reasons behind Ecuador's falling out with Assange ;)
SheRa_Marley So basically, he's a teenager?
About time
☹️
Crazy Cat Guy shut-in.
AWorldOutOfMind Metiche, huevón y mantenido !
Poor kitty. POS.
Mistreating the cat? Not cool.
🎶🎶 You gotta fight 🥁 🥁 For your right 🥁🥁 To paaaaartyyy 🎶🎶
I can no longer tell the difference between satire and reality.
But Mom!!!!!! ☹️☹️☹️
and eat your vegetables!
Better feed your cat, man.
LouiseMensch I once wrote a note to my 10 year old daughter stating just that.
LouiseMensch 🤣🤣🤣This is what I had to do with my 15yr old back in the day.
LouiseMensch No doubt the toys will be thrown out of the cot to accompanying dummy spits.
😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣
'You're not my real dad!' Assange was heard shouting before being sent to his room without dinner.
This is peak internet for today.
Please tell me this is a parody account.
'I hate you, Dad! I mean Ecuador!'
Get on your knees and clean BITC*😊
LMFAO Though the embassy cat deserves better.
LouiseMensch I thought when I read this it was The Onion😂
Poor cat.
if he ate sht and died, that would only leave taking care of the cat. I'm sure we can find a new feline forever home.
StuckWithStinky Lenin my hero cc 911CORLEBRA777
Chucha tu madre.. hijo de puta.. haces las cosas o no te damos el internet 😂😂
Blood on the stairs Blood on the mat Julian Assange has castrated the cat
Calling the Cats Protection League & the RSPCA if he's got a poor moggy cooped up in that squalid basement!
'take better care of the cat' Is that an old-timey 'Get Smart'-style code phrase or something? Do we need the Cone of Silence or some kind of decoder ring? What's the answer phrase?
😂
In other news, Julian Assange apparently has the habits of the average college sophomore- unsurprising for a man who is so sophomoric.
Free this man.
Say goodby to Ecuador my bucket list.
Gus_802 Shocking that they didn't put a 'don't rape anyone' clause in there.
Inability to protect an own citizen is a tell of a bananarepublic, and Australia is one
LOL Suddenly the DefLeppard tune 'Let's Get Rocked' comes to mind...
He Julian still shitting in the tray?
TheOnion, is that you?
That cat is INNOCENT!!
Doesn't sound like a good house guest. At first I didn't realize this was an Australian Broadcasting Company
Has Ecuador been listening to jordanbpeterson? Did they also tell him to clean up his room?
Or he could leave the embassy and face justice.
And somehow this is news?
Was there a problem with his kitty?
beauculll truly the best timeline.
Like a grounded teenager
He must also make his own dang quesadillas...
Or Ecuador could just kick his lazy ass out and let us have him. I'll take the cat.
Why don't they just kick him to the curb?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Like having a teenager in the house.
'Curb speech'? What is that, like 'street talk'?
Dear Ecuador: Keep the cat and put Julian on the curb for pick up. Problem solved.
I was literally joking about this like five years ago. 2018 is so 2018.
Does JuIianAssagne need to make his bed too?
The cat comes first.
cdespinosa /me prints a copy of the memo, for my kids.
A happy life really does just come down to a having clean litter box.
When you live under my roof you either do your chores or you don't get to go on the internet
Just put the trash to the curb.
tenajd Whaaat? Is he waiting for a woman to clean his gross bathroom and clean the litter box for his cat? What the heck else does this clown have to do? Just eeeew.
You can tell alot about a man by how he treats animals.
Tidy you room!
I’m with them on the bathroom
Don’t you think he’s been grounded long enough?
But how will he be able to clean the bathroom if he can't order the Toilet Duck online? Same with the Whiskers. They haven't thought this through. pragmatism
RobertMackey 😂👏🏽
Well
Julian Assange Chore Chart: Destroy American Democracy - ⭐️ Watch your dirty language - ⭐️ Clean Bathroom - ⭐️ Clean Cat Litter - ⭐️
So JA is essentially an unruly teenage boy. When do they finally kick him out and tell him to get a job like most parents would?
ExcuseMySarcasm Though visitors will be a welcome relief for Julian, I do think, it would be better if UK gov, gave a better arrangement and let him travel to Ecuador, and take up his place of chosen asylum.
Grown man living in his mother’s basement.
Haye it when prison threatens to kick me out for not cleaning the litter box.
KatCapps I'm not a baby.
sounds like he should check out jordan peterson
he had better make his bed too!
Cc daninava
Months ago they were kicking him out! So what happened?
This is hilarious, but am surprised there's no 'Must bathe regularly' clause.
MingGao26 ⬆️⬆️⬆️ Need a litter box to go with that napping box. 😏 PrayForRapey
Poor cat.
Sounds more than fair. If he doesn't like it, he's free to leave any time he wants.
Sweet lord this is really sick.
Not doing your chores is more of a kid/teenager thing, but I envision JulianAssange saying this... ImAManIm40!
'And then down that damned music...'
r/nottheonion
Robin_CG 'and don't swear in front of your mother!'
thomas_violence kittyleaks
NewsOrFallSong ?!
Is Assange an asylum seeker or a lazy teenager?
No pudding for you, young man
I agree with all the rules except curb his speech, that is who he. We do not sensor speech .freeJulian
Damn right. Hold him accountable.
Rotten reporting by Fact Check needed.
Interesting. My boys and I have had similar exchanges. I hadn't thought of the 9 page memo as a behavior management tool.
The woss , stuck in a trap of his own making , side lined by his lack of courage , he imagined Robin Hood became impotent
Or what? Skittles will be killed and turned into stew?
Put big boy pants on clean ya room feed ya cat ,dont let them grind you down
🤣 has someone hacked the abc twitter account?
'Just wait till the Ambassador gets home!'
'Go to your room!'
The fresh prince understands
Surely out of politeness for totally outstaying his welcome he would've at least cleaned the toilet over the last 6 years!
Julian, please put that sock by your bed in the washing basket
With all critical thinking suppressed, this would explain how this tweet managed to get this out. ABC has finally seeped below what was once considered the lowest form of journalism- the tabloids. Disney standards diminished to a record low. So shameful & disgusting.
LEAKED: Ecuador institutions 'prison regime' against JulianAssange (JulianAssange), demanding all his visitors SocialMedia accounts, phone types, IMEI's, phone numbers, identity numbers & confining his speech FreeAssange FreeSpeech Media Assange
Maybe he could take the cat for a walk
Assange is an Ecuadorian citizen — at least you can do is clean up the place!
Fixed Headline: 'Julian Assange's Right To Freedom Of Expression Still Being Egregiously Violated By Moreno Regime But Here's What We Think Is Important'
Needs to man up and go to defend himself in court against rape claims, or are they a Communist plot?
At least his privacy and belongings are safe not living on death row
And my only crime was giving, honesty, helping all, supporting inclusion and equality within music - truth
Diplomatic failson
He lives a better life than me
Was it in the lease/rental agreement?
The Horror, I suspect his next step will be to claim he's being tortured and seek damages for mental distress
He’d have better facilities in prison.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Don't rape women or you will be sentenced to doing household chores in exchange for internet access.
THAT is how you are choosing to characterize the demands placed on JulianAssange? For him to have ver little of his human rights partially restored he has to make concessions that in many ways are worse and could easily lead to his asylum being revoked. THIS is journalism?
thomas_violence artickle Is Josie on this website
puellavulnerata Look after your cat Julian
Really, why don't they just put him out with the rubbish.
thomas_violence Stop treating this place like a hotel, Julian
MORE smears by ABC against my son! *Multi-award winning journalist! (NOT 'ex hacker) *Asylum from US death threats. (NOT 'Swedish sex' claims) *Mention minor 'cat bathroom' but edit out MORE HumanRights abuses by Ecuador *NO mention of UN decision!:'Arbitrarily detained'
Take out the papers and the trash Or you don't get no spendin' cash If you don't scrub that kitchen floor You ain't gonna rock and roll no more Yakety yak! (Don’t talk back) assange coasters