Panicked Keynote Speaker Suddenly Can’t Remember What Future Of Innovation Is

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Pooped his pants

mood

Just yell 'I can't wait for synergy 5G will bring to our cities!' to buy time.

Econ_Marshall 'We're living in exponential times! Are you ready to live in exponential times?'

tomfgoodwin :)

Hint: its not white men without technical skills

It's you! Point towards audience, then go off on some bs tangent about being the best you that you can be....

Virtual TelePromptrs, perhaps?

Talks about the benefits of fucking snails for 5 hours a day

Plastic!

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