“Fool’s gold. You only hear about it when the unicorn happens.”“My acting teacher lives in the Valley, and I’ve had some great Sichuan there. I forget where we went, but it was the kind of spicy that numbs your face.”“Obviously, I put those pictures out. I wanted to have them out there because I was like, ‘Christmas is coming up. Who knows what I’ll look like in two weeks?’ And then I posted them, checked a bit later and it was fine. There was nothing.
The people who would have gone into investment banking, the ones who are a little more alpha, are now going into tech. Bros who have been bros forever are now going into tech. There are parts of Silicon Valley that are still extremely nerdy, like the programmers, but all the VCs and the infrastructure is as bro-y as any other business has ever been.”“I’m getting overwhelmed just thinking about it. I’m allowed two cheat days a week.
Ultimately the douchiest line of the interview. Also, in the last line of intro text (“topics were quite specific”) does it insinuate Nanjiani’s ‘team’ picked em? Barf. That smarmy eyebrow rise in each pic of the feature was an introspective on Cookie Cutter Hollywood Hunk 🤮